Monday, December 14, 2009

It’s a good thing you’re not Santa

Dan:  I’m pretty much finished with my Christmas shopping.

Alicia:  Well, that’s good.  Did you have fun  today?

Dan:  Yep, we got everything taken care of.

Alicia:  Cool.  So what did you get Garrick?

Dan:  ……..(Blank stare, crickets chirping)

Alicia:  Connor?

Dan: …….(Blank stare, crickets still chirping)

Dan:  Okay, so maybe I’m not done shopping.

(hehe, Dan forgot to get gifts for ALL of his offspring.  No, I’m not nice enough to do it for him.  I don’t think it will kill a guy to spend an hour thinking about gifts for his children:)  Disclaimer:  Before Dan gets on my case.  This is the general gist of the conversation.  Yes I summarized, except for the the blank stare.  That is totally true!!

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